Are you black, mormon and single? Yep, me too.
Black Jesus, Dynamite!
Black Mormons Rock........
via:(Black Mormon Singles)
Coming from a guy that met his first Jewish homeboy in college, I admit I am out of touch with New Finagled Religions. Wink! I really wasn't sure about black mormons though. I see them on the football field at BYU and Utah games, but I figured they were there for the full ride, and couldn't be legit mormons.....hmmmm?
Take some of my favorite lines from this site-
Welcome to Black Mormon Singles!
There's good news and bad news!
Good news....there are 20,000 black Mormons in the U.S. and Canada.
Bad news....they are scattered about quite widely.
Being a black mormon must suck, being so disheveled from other brethren.
The best way to find other active single black Members to date is....
1) To advertise in LDS singles websites.
2) To move to where there are concentrations of Black Latter-day Saints.
3) Move to Ghana. (Duh!)
Those are your choices if you wish to date single black Members. (The only choices?)
What about black scientologists? How many are scattered about?
Areas With High Black Mormon Populations (North America)
If you are INTENT on finding a single black Mormon for marriage, then here are areas where there are a descent amount of active black Mormons:
1) Black Student Union, Brigham Young University, Provo Utah. About 200 black single Mormons; most under 30.
2) Capitol Hill Branch, Washington D.C.
3) Atlanta Ward, Atlanta Georgia
4) Various Detroit Michigan branches within the city
5) Southwest Los Angeles Branch, Los Angeles California (Inglewood Stake).
6) Harlem Branch, Manhattan, New York City
7) Oakland 9th Branch, Oakland California.
8) Salt Lake Valley (Genesis Group of Utah)
Granted, most Christians believe any non-Christian is going to hell, but Mormons take it to a whole new level. Not only are all non-Christians going to hell, but any non-Mormons, too. That’s right, while I’m burning in hell for all eternity for not choosing to marry 30 wives and show a disdain for black people (check out some of the mormon excerpts in the bible), at least I’ll be able to hang out with Mother Theresa and every single Pope who ever lived. Oh, and Jesus and all of his disciples, as well.....That's if only I believed right?
*If I offended anyone with this post.....my bad.
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1 comments:
I really think your post is in really bad taste.
For all the wrong that has been done to black people in America period, and over a much longer span historically,(ie, still trying to make amends even today - in 2008)is the issue.
Black Mormons are well aware of the history of the Church, as are most Catlotics are aware of their own church's atrocities and "dark history".
To set the record straight, we do not believe in hell in the way that you believe in hell, and not all Mormons will go th heaven, as everyone will have to be judge accordingly.
It pays to be enlighten somewhat, in the topics that you post or otherwise, you run the line of making yourself look just darn-right dumb, even to people that do not like Mormons, but have a knowledge our doctrine.
I am a black Mormon living in the Caribbean, and I know that you are being "cheeky" with this comment "If I offended anyone with this post.....my bad." But all I see is just another uniform black person perpetuating the stereotype of the "uneducated fool"
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