Beer League coed softball is the Tits..

Holy Christ I love Summer!

Well, summer is almost here and that means one thing, beer league softball! It's a time where ex-jocks, nerds, slackers, chicks, old men, wanderers come to play their favorite pastime. An organized sports venue in which participants focus their efforts on both the event at hand and the post and pre-game cermonies which include large consumptions of alcoholic beverages. (preferrably Busch Light, Ham's, Utica Club, Bud Light, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Genny Creme Ale, labatt Light, Natural Light, Keystone, Miller light, Bud Light.....All in can format) Generally, these athletes take their involvement way too seriously, comparing themselves to professional athletes and reminiscing the Good Ole' Days of High School Glory.

Guys pull up rockin some Loverboy with the T-tops off so the ladies know he just got off his shift, and he is ready to hit some bombs to deep left. He preferably has coaches shorts on with a long, very long tanktop to show off the rays after a few days roofing up in the North Country. You know how it is.



While waiting for a few other team members to show up he sais, "It's drinking time somewhere right!" While he holds a non-filtered cigarette and asks one of the local gal pals for a light. "Can I get someone to warm me up!" He shouts while he is rounding his arm in circles like a wind fan sitting on top of a hillside. He is ready, and his Pal, Ted from Manny Electric company rolls in with his F150 jackin some GodSmack. "Yeah Muther fucker, the big man is here."

Laughs, taunts, smokes abound during this glory time of the pre-game of beer league softball. Apparently they are playing some "college fags" that have a few gamers today. Teddy might have to play left today because a few of those college fags apparently played ball while they were at school. Well, time has come and the hour to knock the ball around the dirt is here. Fuck yeah!