Canadien Shenanigans.....and Canadian Shenanigans

Montreal Police say 16 people have been arrested after riotous Hockey celebrations swept through downtown Montreal late Monday night, leaving a trail of burned police cars and vandalized shops. Ironically the popular Titty Bars weren't aware of the wreckless violence outside of their doorsteps.

A burned police cruiser sits in downtown Montreal. You know how Canadians feel about their local Police Cruisers! At least five whole and one half (yep, those bastards only got the rear end.) police cars were torched and others were vandalized, long after most of a massive crowd had dispersed after celebrating the Canadiens' playoff victory.
Thousands rushed to the streets for initially peaceful celebrations with the standard stilt walking, fire breathing carnie types and a variety of faithful riding the Teams favored Unicycles following the Montreal Canadiens' seventh-game win over the Boston Bruins, which advances Montreal to the next round of the NHL playoffs.


The jubilation degenerated into mayhem around midnight, however, as some hockey fans turned violent a dark creature was seen menacing around the backdrop of the Montreal skyline. see: Cloverfield(2008)
Ironically a small riot broke out in Trudi, Iowa after the Three City Stalkers of the NIABA Basketball Federation won the East League Division. The local Sears Hardware was broken into and 2 circular saws and three Strip-Rod Ball Joints were apparently found missing. Towns folk also saw some hot rodders blazing the local streets throwing gum wrappers.


Oh Yeah, I found the hidden plans on how to actually invade Canada......