Monday, April 21, 2008

Something frightening. Something strange. Something different.



















I realize I am a little late to comment on what was "Orange Spring Football", but I have to give my 2 pence nun the richer on this one. It was a truly eery site to see what the festivities set hold to the dome that beautiful spring day.

To quote the immortal Ray Bradbury:

"It seems to be just another carnival at first, but it is not before long
that the forces of darkness themselves are manifesting from the haunting
melodies of the carousel-which can change your age depending on which way you
ride it-and the glaring Mirror Maze."



Behind the nerf antics and Neanderthal punt catching was this strange reminder that we went back in time, to say maybe 2005? Nothing to see, watch, surprise of shock (er)? What were we supposed to see or learn from this team during the spring game?

With Coach Robinson's collection of freaks and oddities, such as the Ginger haired quarterback, Mr.Dynamo Max Suter, and the boozin buddy Paul Chiara , GROB intends to take control of the Dome and seize more innocent souls and Syracuse supporters to damn. It will take all the wit and hope of a young, strong running back core to save this team , with aid from an unlikely ally-Rob Longs Foot, the resident punter, who understands more than anyone else that "something Orange this way comes."


Ok, I just scared myself into weirdom.......maybe a few drunk Asian chicks?


3 comments:

Brian Harrison said...

Your obsession with drunk asian ladies is possibly very unhealthy and treatment might be necessary.

BH
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Poncho Sinatra said...

I believe it is called, "just spent 3 1/2 weeks in Thailand my friend!"


Danny

Lou Score said...

As your physician, I agree that you need therapy, Poncho. I am prescribing you to physical masseuse therapy. You can enter the nearest Asian based Rub,Tug, and Beyond to enroll in a 29 day program.