Syracuse to sign Werewolf boy

(I'm going to hell for this one)






Pruthviraj Patil has tried many things to cure himself of the hypertrichosis that ails him, but to no avail. Hypertrichosis, a rare genetic condition also known as Werewolf Syndrome, causes 11-year-old Pruthviraj’s body to be covered with thick, matted hair, London’s Telegraph reported.

Rumors are floating around that Syracuse Assistant coach Mike Hopkins made a visit to Patil in India to see his basketball skills and was impressed by what he saw from the young man.

"We know the stereotypes that are out there, and have seen Teen Wolf's skills on the Big screen, but I wanted to get a first hand look at Pruthviraj and what type of benefit he could bring to the Syracuse University Basketball program. He has great dribble-penetration and a good mid-range jumpshot, states Hopkins."

I have personally seen what Teen Wolf could do, as I own the DVD. The Wolf can really take over a game, and hold the opposing team at bay. I would love to see "The Wolf" team up with Johnny Flynn, creating a lightning quick backcourt with great vision.

"I believe adding a wolf to the backcourt would create such a presence that it would help Johnny work on his perimeter game. Being such a physical league, The Wolf's presence would help us inside and take some of the pressure off of Arinze", Hopkins later added.

Imagine Pruthviraj Patil pulling these moves on Georgetown or Connecticut...