Giants give Jeremy Shockey the Shocker.....

The legend that is Jeremy Shockey was traded to the Saints for two draft picks Monday, giving New Orleans a much needed outspoken tight end who watched from the owners booth while on IR as the New York Giants shocked their to the Super Bowl title.

New York will get second- and fifth-round picks in the 2009 draft. The deal needs to be approved by the league and Shockey has to do the minimum number of one-handed pushups to meet the Saints requirements. The deal also reunites Shockey with Saints coach Sean Payton, who was the Giants' offensive coordinator in 2002, when Shockey was Rookie of the Year and banging Paris Hilton.

A few things that are going to happen here~

• Shockey will be on at least 2 Girls Gone Wild videos
• He will blame home losses on the New Orleans Levees.
• He will get "Dirty South" tattooed on his stomach
• He will appear in a Curren$y video

Does anyone not have a tribute?