Tebow and Jesus team up against Playboy

As reported in many outlets in the last few days, Tim Tebow, the Christian Patriarch and part time quarterback for the University of Florida declined the opportunity to be featured in the Playboy All-American Football team edition. Apparently ole' Tebow doesn't like Poon that won't crusade for his righteous causes.....


Russianator over at Three Idiots breaks down some Orange football quandaries and peeks into the season without blinders on. Max Suter getting "sling-shot" was my favorite part of last year, so hopefully something of elegance will come out of the Orange bench that hasn't been discussed as of yet.

The New York Matriculation's take over first place in the National League East. Poor Willie Randolph, hopefully he will be popping up somewhere very soon as a Manager again. Fucking Mets!

A plane lands with a gaping hole in the side of the fuse lodge. Some folks on the land thought they saw Jenna Jameson holding on to the side of it, but the hole was confirmed to be the plane itself.

Nothing better than a Minor League baseball fight. Only in Ohio...


How about some Birthdays~

• Walter Payton (54)~Best.Running Back.Ever. Sorry Jim, Barry and Emmit.
• Matt LeBlanc (41)~He could pull off that Mock Turtle Neck.
• Louise Brown (30)~First Test Tube baby.....Rock out with your Tube out!
• Barry Bonds (44)~Biggest head in baseball, literally and figuratively.
• Linda Carter (57)~ Wonder Woman...My first boy crush as a kid...HOT!